Bastards!
Hello Fellow Castaways.
Just because I said I was leaving the bastards stripped me of my cassock and threw me out of the gate covered in yesterdays gravy!
They could of made it fresh, then I could of had a snack on the way over to Daisy`s place.
Nevermind, she will be waiting for me now with nothing on but her stubbly chin (must take her to the mainland quack to sort that out) She says that when I get home I have got to take her up the Arse! Thing is I have not got tickets for their next game so she is going to be very disappointed.
Later Bastards.
FG.
Just because I said I was leaving the bastards stripped me of my cassock and threw me out of the gate covered in yesterdays gravy!
They could of made it fresh, then I could of had a snack on the way over to Daisy`s place.
Nevermind, she will be waiting for me now with nothing on but her stubbly chin (must take her to the mainland quack to sort that out) She says that when I get home I have got to take her up the Arse! Thing is I have not got tickets for their next game so she is going to be very disappointed.
Later Bastards.
FG.
posted by monkey fooker at 17:22
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You don't want to take her to the Library. Give her a treat and come up the lane!
Bring me back that Scalectrix I wanted Father Gibbon. Aye.
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