Life in the real world
Hello Bastards.
Not a bad day in the rat race. Brough a pair of crympolene trousers and goat hair pants off a passing tramp. Bit tight around the tackle area but whos complaining for £50.
Managed to get hold of one of those radoio things and listened to the cricket as well. What a result. The old Dutch farmers put to the sword again. I could get use to this sort of life.
Better pop up and see the Reverend later, he is bound to be missing me. I will take a tub of primula for him , its is favourite snack. Might even let him have some of my cooking whisky if he is lucky.
This Daisy lass is a bit worrying, kept on pushing her ample backside into my crotch and moaning for god! Very strange. Still have not seen her naked front yet, wont even let me touch her there either. Says ladies dont do that sort of thing. Ah well given time eh!
Later Bastards
FG.
Not a bad day in the rat race. Brough a pair of crympolene trousers and goat hair pants off a passing tramp. Bit tight around the tackle area but whos complaining for £50.
Managed to get hold of one of those radoio things and listened to the cricket as well. What a result. The old Dutch farmers put to the sword again. I could get use to this sort of life.
Better pop up and see the Reverend later, he is bound to be missing me. I will take a tub of primula for him , its is favourite snack. Might even let him have some of my cooking whisky if he is lucky.
This Daisy lass is a bit worrying, kept on pushing her ample backside into my crotch and moaning for god! Very strange. Still have not seen her naked front yet, wont even let me touch her there either. Says ladies dont do that sort of thing. Ah well given time eh!
Later Bastards
FG.
posted by monkey fooker at 17:28
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