Darts with the Reverend
Hello Bastards.
Been playing darts with the Reverend today. The bugger beat me 5-1! I`m sure he was cheating, he kept getting his doubles before me. Also the cooking whisky he poured me seem to be extremley large! I kept on aiming at the middle board of three but kept on missing!
Bad news as well, all out of primula, and the next boat to the mainland is not until March. Bugger!
Better take a sortie up to the convent to steal off the nuns. They are always hiding cheese and the like up their habits! Dirty little minxes!
Later Bastards.
FG.
Thought for today: Who the fuck invented darts?
Been playing darts with the Reverend today. The bugger beat me 5-1! I`m sure he was cheating, he kept getting his doubles before me. Also the cooking whisky he poured me seem to be extremley large! I kept on aiming at the middle board of three but kept on missing!
Bad news as well, all out of primula, and the next boat to the mainland is not until March. Bugger!
Better take a sortie up to the convent to steal off the nuns. They are always hiding cheese and the like up their habits! Dirty little minxes!
Later Bastards.
FG.
Thought for today: Who the fuck invented darts?
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